{"product_id":"dogs-against-mondays-dog-shirt","title":"Dogs Against Mondays Dog Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eEvery day should be a Saturday. This is not a hot take.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"140:1-140:78;4306-4383\"\u003eTim and Lyla have reviewed the seven-day week and found one day unacceptable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"142:1-142:219;4385-4603\"\u003eIt's not the noise, it's not the mailman, it's not even the vacuum. It's the vibe. Everyone leaves. The house goes quiet. The good couch sits empty for eight hours for reasons that have never been adequately explained.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"144:1-144:79;4605-4683\"\u003eTheir proposal: abolish it. Their backup proposal: at least bring snacks home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"146:1-146:100;4685-4784\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis shirt is for every dog counting down the days until the humans remember what weekends are for.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"148:1-148:67;4786-4852\"\u003eA portion of every sale goes directly to dog rescue organizations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"150:1-150:137;4854-4990\"\u003eDesigned in South Austin. Packed by hand. Shipped with love and approximately 12 dog hairs - collected mostly on a Monday, out of spite.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"152:1-152:96;4992-5087\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eTim Riggins has filed a grievance. Lyla Garrity is back asleep before it's even acknowledged.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dogs Against","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":48226498412756,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M","offer_id":48226498445524,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L","offer_id":48226498478292,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48226498511060,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48226498543828,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48226498576596,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":48226498609364,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":48226498642132,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0836\/4241\/7364\/files\/dogs-against-mondays.png?v=1783486970","url":"https:\/\/dogsagainst.org\/products\/dogs-against-mondays-dog-shirt","provider":"Dogs Against","version":"1.0","type":"link"}