{"product_id":"dogs-against-squirrels-dog-shirt","title":"Dogs Against Squirrels Dog Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThere is no truce. There has never been a truce.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eTim and Lyla have reviewed the treaty proposed by the squirrels of South Austin and rejected it unanimously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eIt's not personal. It's extremely personal. That squirrel on the fence line knows exactly what it's doing - the tail flick, the pause at eleven feet, the casual acrobatics that shouldn't be legal for a rodent. It runs a full surveillance operation from the backyard oak and reports to no one. Windows have been pressed against. Glass has nearly been breached. The screen door remains, for now, the only thing standing between diplomacy and war.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eTheir position: the yard is not big enough for both of them. Their evidence: the yard has never once been big enough for both of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis shirt is for every dog on active squirrel patrol, no days off, no exceptions.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eA portion of every sale goes directly to dog rescue organizations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eDesigned in South Austin. Packed by hand. Shipped with love and approximately 12 dog hairs - several lost mid-sprint toward the window.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eTim Riggins has requested backup. Lyla Garrity is already at the glass.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dogs Against","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":48381276192980,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M","offer_id":48381276225748,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L","offer_id":48381276258516,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48381276291284,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48381276324052,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48381276356820,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":48381276389588,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":48381276422356,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0836\/4241\/7364\/files\/dogs-against-squirrels.png?v=1785282784","url":"https:\/\/dogsagainst.org\/products\/dogs-against-squirrels-dog-shirt","provider":"Dogs Against","version":"1.0","type":"link"}