{"product_id":"dogs-against-vacuums-dog-shirt","title":"Dogs Against Vacuums Dog Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"97:1-97:91;2890-2980\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt knows what it did.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"97:1-97:91;2890-2980\"\u003eThe vacuum has never hurt anyone. This has been explained. Repeatedly. It changes nothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"99:1-99:283;2982-3264\"\u003eThe second it comes out of the closet, the room shifts. Ears go back. Bodies go low. Somebody starts barking at it from a safe distance and somebody else leaves the state. It hums, it moves on its own, it eats things off the floor without asking — and frankly, the concern is valid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"101:1-101:85;3266-3350\"\u003eTim and Lyla have never once let a vacuum finish a job in peace. They stand by this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"103:1-103:115;3352-3466\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis shirt is for every dog keeping a close eye on household appliances that have gotten a little too independent.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"105:1-105:67;3468-3534\"\u003eA portion of every sale goes directly to dog rescue organizations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"107:1-107:137;3536-3672\"\u003eDesigned in South Austin. Packed by hand. Shipped with love and approximately 12 dog hairs — some of which the vacuum will never get to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" data-sourcepos=\"109:1-109:86;3674-3759\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eTim Riggins supervises from the hallway. Lyla Garrity has filed a formal objection.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dogs Against","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":48226465710292,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M","offer_id":48226465743060,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L","offer_id":48226465775828,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48226465808596,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48226465841364,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48226465874132,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":48226465906900,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":48226465939668,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0836\/4241\/7364\/files\/dogs-against-vacuums-2.png?v=1783486838","url":"https:\/\/dogsagainst.org\/products\/dogs-against-vacuums-dog-shirt","provider":"Dogs Against","version":"1.0","type":"link"}