FAQs

What do you sell?
Shirts for dogs who have opinions. Tim and Lyla have opinions on more than three things - the catalog will grow as fast as their list of grievances does.

What sizes do you carry?
S through 5XL on every design. If you're between sizes, size up. Tim does the same thing with treats.

What are the shirts made of?
Lightweight, breathable, built to move - check the product page for the exact blend on each design, since it can vary by print run.

Why are some of these shirts political?
They're satire, grounded in real public facts, delivered in a dog's voice. We're not here to lecture you for four paragraphs - we say the thing once and let the shirt do the rest. If political merch from a couple of Austin rescue mutts isn't your thing: genuinely, no hard feelings. Some dogs are lovers. The world needs those too.

How fast do you ship?
1–2 business days to pack and ship, every order. Weather, holidays, and anything else outside our control might add a little time - we'll never pretend otherwise. Packed by hand, shipped with love and approximately 12 dog hairs. Got any questions? Just reach out to us: info@dogsagainst.org 

Where do you ship from?
South Austin, Texas. Probably after 10pm.

Do you ship outside the US?
Not yet, but world domination is coming... 

What's your return/exchange policy?
Check out our full Refund Policy page.

Does buying a shirt actually do anything?
A portion of every sale goes to dog rescue organizations. That's it, that's the whole pitch - no guilt trip, no fine print maze.

Can I suggest a design?
Yes. If Tim and Lyla feel strongly enough about it, it might end up on a shirt. They feel strongly about most things. Shoot us your suggestions at  info@dogsagainst.org