Dogs Against Delivery Drivers Dog Shirt

Dogs Against Delivery Drivers Dog Shirt

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Dogs Against Delivery Drivers Dog Shirt

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Dogs Against Delivery Drivers Dog Shirt

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$24.99 USD
Sale price  $24.99 USD Regular price 

The truck slows down. Everyone knows what that means.

Tim and Lyla have reviewed the delivery schedule and found it suspicious, unpredictable, and frankly a little disrespectful of nap time.

It's not the box. Nobody cares about the box. It's the audacity - pulling up, idling in the driveway like it belongs there, walking straight up to the front door as if that's allowed. The doorbell hasn't even rung yet and the alarm has already gone off. By the time the package hits the porch, the entire house has been notified, twice, at full volume.

Their stance: this is a home, not a drop zone. Their concession: fine, leave the box, but they're watching.

This shirt is for every dog who takes "guarding the perimeter" as a full-time, unpaid, deeply committed job.

A portion of every sale goes directly to dog rescue organizations.

Designed in South Austin. Packed by hand. Shipped with love and approximately 12 dog hairs - several relocated to the porch during the standoff.

Tim Riggins has already sounded the alarm. Lyla Garrity is reviewing the truck's license plate for the third time this week.

Accessory size

Get the memo when we restock

Free shipping over $50

A portion funds dog rescue

Easy 30-day returns

Product Details

The Details:

  • 95% polyester, 5% spandex mesh — because Tim and Lyla don't slow down for anyone, and neither should your dog
  • Lightweight, breathable, and moisture-wicking, so your dog can keep up with the resistance no matter the weather
  • Unisex fit — for humans who get it and dogs who inspired it
  • Available in sizes S-5XL because the cause is for every dog
  • A portion of every sale goes directly to dog rescue organizations

Designed in South Austin. Packed by hand. Shipped with love.

Care & Maintenance

We recommend hand washing to keep your shirt in top shape!

Size & Fit

Our products are crafted to fit true to size, but they have some stretch to account for dogs being dogs. Check the size chart before you order.

GIVE DOGS THE VOICE THEY DESERVE •

ADOPT DON'T SHOP •

APPROVED BY TIM & LYLA (RELUCTANTLY, BY LYLA) •

PACKED BY HAND IN SOUTH AUSTIN •

THEY DIDN'T ASK TO BE ACTIVISTS •

RESCUED, RADICALIZED, READY TO MARCH •

Barked Into Existence

Conceived by dogs with strong opinions. Made real by humans with opposable thumbs.

Built For Actual Movement

Soft, breathable fabric that survives walks, wrestling matches, and one dog named Lyla.

Part Of Every Sale Goes Back

Part Of Every Sale Goes Back

Straight to the shelters and rescues that make stories like Tim's and Lyla's possible.

GIVE DOGS THE VOICE THEY DESERVE •

ADOPT DON'T SHOP •

APPROVED BY TIM & LYLA (RELUCTANTLY, BY LYLA) •

PACKED BY HAND IN SOUTH AUSTIN •

THEY DIDN'T ASK TO BE ACTIVISTS •

RESCUED, RADICALIZED, READY TO MARCH •

Questions? Tim and Lyla have answers.

How do I pick the right size?

Check the size chart before you order. Mutts don't return well.

When in doubt, size up - our material does have some give, we're not monsters. Tim's a husky boy, 71lbs, wears a 4XL. Lyla's a lean 35lbs, wears a 2XL, and struts around like the athlete she is.

How fast does it ship?

Orders leave South Austin within 2 business days. After that, it's in the hands of the postal service, who are doing their best.

What if it doesn't fit?

Exchanges and returns within 30 days, no drama. Tags on, fur off — we'll allow some, this is a dog store.

Where does the rescue money actually go?

A portion of every sale goes straight to dog rescue organizations. Every quarter, our human picks a new one and delivers the check herself - calls it her reward for helping us run this business. Truth be told, she does most of the work. We just approve the vibes.

Follow us on social or sign up for the newsletter if you want the play-by-play on the donations we make.

What if my dog hates wearing clothes?

Then you've got a normal dog. Tim tolerates his. Lyla has opinions. No judgment either way.

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