Dogs Against Squirrels Dog Shirt

Dogs Against Squirrels Dog Shirt

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Dogs Against Squirrels Dog Shirt

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Dogs Against Squirrels Dog Shirt

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$24.99 USD
Sale price  $24.99 USD Regular price 

There is no truce. There has never been a truce.

Tim and Lyla have reviewed the treaty proposed by the squirrels of South Austin and rejected it unanimously.

It's not personal. It's extremely personal. That squirrel on the fence line knows exactly what it's doing - the tail flick, the pause at eleven feet, the casual acrobatics that shouldn't be legal for a rodent. It runs a full surveillance operation from the backyard oak and reports to no one. Windows have been pressed against. Glass has nearly been breached. The screen door remains, for now, the only thing standing between diplomacy and war.

Their position: the yard is not big enough for both of them. Their evidence: the yard has never once been big enough for both of them.

This shirt is for every dog on active squirrel patrol, no days off, no exceptions.

A portion of every sale goes directly to dog rescue organizations.

Designed in South Austin. Packed by hand. Shipped with love and approximately 12 dog hairs - several lost mid-sprint toward the window.

Tim Riggins has requested backup. Lyla Garrity is already at the glass.

Accessory size

Get the memo when we restock

Free shipping over $50

A portion funds dog rescue

Easy 30-day returns

Product Details

The Details:

  • 95% polyester, 5% spandex mesh — because Tim and Lyla don't slow down for anyone, and neither should your dog
  • Lightweight, breathable, and moisture-wicking, so your dog can keep up with the resistance no matter the weather
  • Unisex fit — for humans who get it and dogs who inspired it
  • Available in sizes S-5XL because the cause is for every dog
  • A portion of every sale goes directly to dog rescue organizations

Designed in South Austin. Packed by hand. Shipped with love.

Care & Maintenance

We recommend hand washing to keep your shirt in top shape!

Size & Fit

Our products are crafted to fit true to size, but they have some stretch to account for dogs being dogs. Check the size chart before you order.

GIVE DOGS THE VOICE THEY DESERVE •

ADOPT DON'T SHOP •

APPROVED BY TIM & LYLA (RELUCTANTLY, BY LYLA) •

PACKED BY HAND IN SOUTH AUSTIN •

THEY DIDN'T ASK TO BE ACTIVISTS •

RESCUED, RADICALIZED, READY TO MARCH •

Barked Into Existence

Conceived by dogs with strong opinions. Made real by humans with opposable thumbs.

Built For Actual Movement

Soft, breathable fabric that survives walks, wrestling matches, and one dog named Lyla.

Part Of Every Sale Goes Back

Part Of Every Sale Goes Back

Straight to the shelters and rescues that make stories like Tim's and Lyla's possible.

GIVE DOGS THE VOICE THEY DESERVE •

ADOPT DON'T SHOP •

APPROVED BY TIM & LYLA (RELUCTANTLY, BY LYLA) •

PACKED BY HAND IN SOUTH AUSTIN •

THEY DIDN'T ASK TO BE ACTIVISTS •

RESCUED, RADICALIZED, READY TO MARCH •

Questions? Tim and Lyla have answers.

How do I pick the right size?

Check the size chart before you order. Mutts don't return well.

When in doubt, size up - our material does have some give, we're not monsters. Tim's a husky boy, 71lbs, wears a 4XL. Lyla's a lean 35lbs, wears a 2XL, and struts around like the athlete she is.

How fast does it ship?

Orders leave South Austin within 2 business days. After that, it's in the hands of the postal service, who are doing their best.

What if it doesn't fit?

Exchanges and returns within 30 days, no drama. Tags on, fur off — we'll allow some, this is a dog store.

Where does the rescue money actually go?

A portion of every sale goes straight to dog rescue organizations. Every quarter, our human picks a new one and delivers the check herself - calls it her reward for helping us run this business. Truth be told, she does most of the work. We just approve the vibes.

Follow us on social or sign up for the newsletter if you want the play-by-play on the donations we make.

What if my dog hates wearing clothes?

Then you've got a normal dog. Tim tolerates his. Lyla has opinions. No judgment either way.

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